Oh, brother

[afuna]

Dude, how long have you been reading my LJ? And why?!?

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Just found out that my brother knows about, and occasionally drops by to read, my journal. Plan A to make sure that my family takes no interest in my LJ: Security through obscurity. Result: Complete and utter FAIL.

Plan B is an elaborate scheme involving wires and levers to make sure my brother is unable to visit my journal from his computer.

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Plan Y involves installing a tiny watchdog beside my brother's keyboard to make sure he can't type my journal URL.

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Plan aa is to carefully monitor all my entries and comments, and viciously screen everything that is more interesting than a blank piece of cardboard.

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Plan xy is to preemptively blurt out all my most embarrassing secrets in a public entry. If it's going to come out anyway, I might as well control the when and the how.

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Plan zzz is to friends lock all my past and future entries.

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Dude, seriously, T_____T.


ETA:
Oops, guess it's not coming across. I'm indulging in a bit of nonproductive whining right now, but things really are (will be) all right :-)

Also, also, I'm making fun of myself.

Comments

[afuna]

(I think sometimes :) I don't really mind people seeing when I write weird entries. I just mind it when they can link my journal to my real life. It is strange how much I still try to separate the two, even though right now RL has invaded my journal so much XD)

I have read! Am going over it in my mind right now.

[juin.livejournal.com]

(It isn't strange. But if you're so concerned about keeping the two separate, isn't locking your entries the most logical thing to do? Then even if somebody from RL (eg. family, current/future employers &etc) did find your journal, there wouldn't be anything incriminating for them to see?)

...You're not going to write a comment longer than the fic itself, are you? (This is a rhetorical question.)

Also the second, look out for a package in about 2 weeks. If it makes it through customs. *looks shifty*