Mooooooooooom

[afuna]

OMG.

My mom over dinner: "Hey, so you're knitting right? I don't suppose that you'd have a shawl ready for Tuesday"

Me: *hopeful look, trying to play it cool*
Mom: "...for the birthday of this old lady I know. I don't know what else I can give her. I'll buy it from you."

Burn. BURN! Each sentence as it came out! A knife! Through my heart! A BURNING KNIFE.

Comments

[madelienegrey]

Awh, so cruel! You were hoping that she would want a shawl, no?

Also, I am new to your space, and wanted to wave and say hello!

[james]

My partner does something very similar to this. She will say 'I don't suppose you've got a small quilt lying around that I can give to so-and-so next week?' And of course it only takes three days to make a small quilt, but arg, a little more warning would be nice.

I like that she's proud enough of my quilts to want to give them as presents, but jeepers! More than a week's notice, please. Maybe even more than two weeks' notice.

I did finally figure out that my partner will wear hand knit fingerless gloves I make for her. And sometimes hats. But no socks or scarves or anything. Oh well. My mother in law will gleefully take anything I make!

[kerravonsen]

That is so awful.
(a) As if anyone could knit that fast, well, not without rescheduling other stuff
(b) That it isn't for herself, but for some casual acquaintance
(c) as an afterthought, a scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel afterthought at that
(d) for MONEY. She would probably die if you told her what it would be worth if one got paid per hour for the making of it.

Taking you for GRANTED! Showing she doesn't CARE!

BOOOOOOOO!

[pinesandmaples]

Old ladies like flowers. Hrmph.

[dreamatdrew]

Shall I fly out and edumacate your mother?