Posting via telepathy

Saturday, March 31st, 2007 11:58 pm
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I'm beginning a campaign. This shall be a sticky post until the idea is implemented, or I get tired of campaigning for it, whichever comes first.

Title
Posting via telepathy

Short, concise description of the idea
Instant journal updates just by thinking of them!

Full description of the idea
Use telepathy to post to your journal; no need to type up posts. You'll never again have to worry about losing another entry just because you couldn't make it to a computer in time.

An ordered list of benefits

  • no more discrimination against slow typers

  • will help those with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

  • more accessible to those with assorted disabilities

  • sometimes, you think of something brilliant to post but can't remember what it was when you sit down to type it. If you could only post it the moment you think the thought, you would stop losing these brilliant ideas


An ordered list of problems/issues involved

  • possible discrimination against slow thinkers

  • possible discrimination against visual thinkers (versus verbal thinkers). Solve it by adding a telepathic module for LJ's Scrapbook

  • sometimes, certain ideas that were brilliant when you thought them up turn out not to be so when you post them. This isn't because you forgot the original phrasing or whatnot; it's because the idea wasn't actually brilliant in the first place. Certain LJ users may be forced to realize this and bruise their egos

  • LJ would first have to prove the existence of telepathy

  • LJ would have to develop in people the ability to post telepathically

  • LJ would have to develop or buy the hardware required to catch telepathic posts. Such hardware would have to work at the speed of thought

  • billions of people would realize that this is a brilliant idea, sign up for LJ, and try to post at once. Might kill the servers

  • LJ would be blamed for an upsurge in stream-of-consciousness writing

  • possibility of posts containing certain thoughts that users would, ah, rather not admit to

  • dude, thoughtcrime


An organized list, or a few short paragraphs detailing suggestions for implementation

  • I don't know, but the idea is absolutely fab, and I'm sure that everyone will love LJ forever if you would just give us this (oh, and more userpics)



(Originally posted as a comment here. Reposting it as an entry because I need to put it somewhere where I can edit the grammar. Also, grabbed the title and short description from [livejournal.com profile] chasethestars).

Date: 2006-11-03 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murklins.livejournal.com
Still full of awesome. :D

Date: 2006-11-03 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iruka11.livejournal.com
not bad idea. i hope they can make it in our lifetime. XD

Date: 2006-11-03 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murklins.livejournal.com
I labelled this thread in gmail as "community:suggestions" -- now you must maket that come true. The sanctity of my gmail labels depends on it!

Date: 2006-11-03 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murklins.livejournal.com
(Credit where credit is due, eh? Or is is more "if I'm going down I'm taking you with me"? I prefer the latter; that's a sign of true friendship!)

Do you think dreaming would trigger it? Those would be some lame posts. Or some seriously disturbing ones. Defriendification worthy for sure.

Date: 2006-11-03 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murklins.livejournal.com
Maybe you can only post telepathically, but not change settings that way. So every night you could disable it, then re-enable in the morning.

I'm pretty sure no one would complain if the telepathic posting feature were opt-out instead of opt-in. How awesome would it be for those first few days when everyone was just posting everything they thought without even realizing it? That's right: TOTALLY AWESOME.

Date: 2006-11-03 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] homeworldfan829.livejournal.com
actually i was thinking of thought messaging. you know, instead of SMS, a thought message would go directly from your brain to the person you want to send it to. it is possible, the device just hasn't been invented yet or it's still too advanced for us to tackle. but with the smaller and smaller chips and devices, it certainly is possible..

Date: 2006-11-03 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atomic-clay.livejournal.com
For the win. XD

Date: 2006-11-04 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] homeworldfan829.livejournal.com
well probably, the best way is to say it to a microphone, press some stuff, use any wireless medium to move that voice recording, have it recorded, and posting would not be readable, but be in voice - lj posts would no longer be on the web as we know it now but on the (i've made this up) the "stream"..

yung stream is a more complicated internet, but could lead to the human's "information overload" as you could tune in and out of it... I remember I watched a sci fi TV show Outer Limits on this before, and the guy got his brain cell fried and died due to a virus on the "stream"...

Date: 2006-11-04 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] homeworldfan829.livejournal.com
This show was "

Stream Of Consciousness - Season 3
We quantify our world in order to learn... We break it down into facts, numbers, information... But how far dare we go before we destroy its mystery? We make tools to extend our abilities, to further our reach, and fulfill our aspirations. But we must never let them define us. For if there is no difference between tool and maker, then who will be left to build the world?"

from http://www.theouterlimits.com/noflash/downloads.html

Date: 2006-11-06 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chasethestars.livejournal.com
+5!

I especially like the "Solve it by adding a telepathic module for LJ's Scrapbook" for visual thinkers. And of course, thoughtcrime in the list of possible problems.

Date: 2006-11-08 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chasethestars.livejournal.com
I deleted after I posted because I noticed that Expressive/Mixit is missing the icons on comment subjects, and it looked like I left an empty comment, which essentially I did, but it didn't look so empty if the icon was there. (grr, I thought all the bugs had been found/noted)

I'M IN YOUR ELJAY, READING YOUR THOUGHTZ is already true ;)
it's just translated by the person thinking the thoughts, not straight from the thoughts.

Date: 2006-11-08 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chasethestars.livejournal.com
do'h. I meant to add a green thumbs up to that reply so that you'd still have one, for when the bug gets fixed or if you switch your layout, whichever one comes first.