Going up, one step at a time (~twenty-five steps a floor, twenty six floors)

I'm at the office, but there's nothing left to do today. (We've been told we can go in three hours early, take a two hour lunch, and leave early as well if we want. We just have to be here around 2pm :P). Was bored out of my mind, so after lunch I decided to try to climb up the twenty-six floors to my office. (I run down the stairs every evening, because it's faster and easier than waiting for the elevator, but I'm working with gravity then.)

What I found out:
* It takes four minutes and ten floors to go from "Hell yeah, I can do this" to "oh shit no wtf make it stop."
* The halfway point is not really the halfway point because there is no thirteenth floor
* It takes nine minutes to go from the ground floor to the twenty-seventh floor, including pauses to pant for breath
* The whole trip takes ten minutes total, including the minute taken to duck into the bathroom and freshen up so that I don't look like I just walked up twenty-odd flights of stairs
* The enemy's gate is down Down is definitely more fun than up
* I need to stop getting bright ideas :P

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My fingers keep accidentally hitting the enter key even though my hands are nowhere near the edge of the keyboard.

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I don't care anymore. I'm taking a nap.