A day's worth of Twitter ($6.00)

[afuna]

14:00:33	—	At cousin's wedding. Awkward social moments are awkward. Someone should write an app to decide do awkward cheek buss or smile awkward smile?
15:26:32	—	Hm am really enjoying how easy it is to queue up links to read later in the twitter app.
20:09:17	—	I take back my last tweet. Looks like twitter sends the t.co link to readitlater, not the webpage which means no offline reading. Ugh.
20:12:40	—	@afuna taking back the taking back! It was the website i was looking at kot twitter. My bad :)
22:46:25	—	@Starshadow ... That is amazing. And reminds me of nothing so much as a song from Legally Blonde the Musical
22:51:39	—	Shades of Legally Blonde! Sen Enrile claims that masturbation is abortion: http://t.co/QnsbEjaN How about female masturbation? Menstruation?

Total: 6 tweets

You can find me as afuna on Twitter.

Comments

[pauamma]

Yannow, I'm wondering about something. What would he call having penile-vaginal intercourse outside the fertility window? (Since after all, those sperms get wasted just as if they had ended in a condom, a paper tissue, or a bedsheet.)

[afuna]

*thinks* Murder 2 / reckless endangerment, probably!